A CUP OF COFFEE (Yuhiee coffee pite pite……)

Oh Freak!! What a status chic….Remarkable haan… (Whats app Status)

Wow !! Off to USA….!! Jalsa to anej che ho baki…. (FaceBook post)

Oh God! She looks so messy!!! Eyuuuu.. What a creepy clothes he had worn….! (Instagram)

Don’t you think all these ‘reactions’ to else’s posts on any of the social media bothers us much rather than he/she who had actually posted it…!! Aaahhh sip of coffee burnt my tongue and it came out; and my idiot bro clicked such a pic and posted it…I was just chasing him to delete that awkward pic but fortunately he got out of the house and did his mischief. I then continued to feel the aroma of coffee and enjoying the taste. He came back silently (like cat’s leg) and started clicking pics as moustache is created while sipping , licking of moustache lips, headphones in ears and tapping on the rhythm , etc etc.. still I didn’t noticed him. I was blowing strip of hair over my eyes and he clicked it from so near that now he can’t escape….He is such a moron!!

After few minutes I got notifications on my cell phone that he had posted all of that weirdo pics on social media!! The thing amused me is n no of likes and comments within few moments…!

I paused.. A thought clicks my mind that our life is more like an open book on social media. Any sort of mood, hangout, travelling, movies, cool and hot pics all these has captured intense platform and we all are highly addicted to it.. Well there is no doubt in it that social media are made for these stuffs only.. and even all reactions and comments are a part of communication to it…lollzzz… ;) ;) J

These electronic gadgets and its overuse has blocked the creativity somewhere in our life.. Say for instance I wish to learn playing piano just out of curiosity and what I saw that virtual piano apps are available on finger tips.. Its astonishing!! I tried to learn the same by watching you tube videos wherein my piano was real … lollzzzz J J

Scrolling the phone up- down, right left with head under it is beautifully or say sarcastically exemplified via some ads as an:

·         Lenskart Blue Lenses – hammers that even your eyes are burning u need not to stay away from your cellphone…

·         Lays Potato Chips – Ms social wifi was so engrossed in her phone that even on beautiful sea beach instead of enjoying the serenity of nature, she wasn’t coming out from her phone…

Even a thought strikes my mind that if we are posting all posts to seek people’s attention than aren’t we fooling ourselves!? Coz it’s a not false to say ‘ people are highly concerned on what world would think rather than their own choices’ Nevertheless limited edition like me lives on  “who cares” approach…;) ;)

My hot coffee turns into cold coffee .. lollzz

‘Bas yahin khayal aaya coffee pite pite aur isko share kiya aap ke saath yuhin likhte likhte….’

Have a cheerful day ahead..!!

Lets Talk…. Hey! I am ready to Listen to you :)

I was just standing by my window and embracing the breeze… Mind and heart flooded with thoughts that had aroused confusions, risks and scary adventures. No sooner did I close my eyes and went to the flashback memories that was damn crazy and amazing then a big curve on my face vanished all worries in few seconds…

I opened my eyes and felt good then…But still something was pinching my heart that remained unattended in a sense that I don’t know wats the thing I am not clear through…..

A sudden pat (not a pat actually but a tight slap I would say) on my back from crazy creatures on earth none other than “Devilers” (I mean Friends). Surprise visit… uninvited phantoms... whatever you call them..Their hands are full of bags that contained creepy packets of snacks + drinks (soft drinks) and that unexpected evening was still awaiting…

Mom became monster when actually she sees the real side of these devils who are accompanying her daughter who is full of “Virtues” (you know mom’s goody goody daughter..lollzzz ;) ;) ) Sometimes its good if few things are veiled from parents.. c’mon don’t give such creepy looks…Bachhe to Shaitaani karenge na… thodi bohot hi sahi and I am also a kid for my parents too ne..;)

I pushed all of them towards the terrace with water bottles and snack bags in their hands and guitar on my shoulder. We all sat on top of the terrace and unpack the packets and tune is on…

One of them started asking me, “What do you want to talk about”? I was like: “What”?? Another one says, we know you moron! Let’s talk about your storm that has disturbed your mind..

I was flowing with guitar tune and he shackled me  ...”oye!! Have you heard what we have just asked”? I said yes, you all are asking me to stop the inharmonious tune; and I was smiling at them shamelessly…

Stop your tantrums and open your mouth or else your guitar wont be…..- dhamkee yarroo…. L L

I said ok ok, you guys are such a ……. (…. Ya that’s the word ;) ) With Snacks and drinks we all had something or the other to talk about or to share like opening one of the pages from your book of life.. Mouth filled with snacks , glass of drink in hand and our endless talks. Conversation was endless till evening turns into night and sky started twinkling with stars.

Its not just me who were talking and others listening, every demon spoke up that was hidden in some corner of heart and was unspoken or say not sure to be shared or not. A sigh of relief we all felt as we had a good talk that faded each one’s heart.

Lets talk, lets share, lets just speak up… it gives better feeling. Doesn’t matter with whomsoever you talk, a friend, a mentor, a neighbor, anyone…. it may not be necessary to take advice from anyone and that’s why we talk, nop.. not at all.. its only to pluck out that thorn from heart. Sometimes that storm is not a matter at all and we are loading our head unnecessarily and screwing up the things.

Its well said in Gujarati, “man ni man ma na rakhay”. I too am a good listener J J no no not because I wish to be a newspaper for your own thoughts but to console and say yes its ok , its ok, it happens or let it get done. Life is all yours, so don’t keep any bars just flow with it..

We altogether jumped down. Hahhhahaha , don’t worry it wasn’t any suicide attempt; it was safe jump…

Friends keep talking, keep sharing..Have a harmonious evening ahead!!

Hey Girl! This is India…….!

                                

Wait Wait Wait… just before assuming anything, let me set the scenario first,..;) hahahaha coz this was a type of general GD.

On 1 Sunday we were invited to one of the family gatherings for dinner. It begins with usual greetings of hi-hello, how are you?, seen after long time and exchanging smileys…. Right after few minutes we cousins moved to 1 side with our group (I mean group of same age..;) )

Chit chat started in a manner like:

A: Hey Bro, Hws your new job going? What are the perks and job role there?

B: Well it seems good, a good jump from previous organization and profile is better, I mean something new to learn..

C: Hey look @ this amazing pic, how beautiful this place looks!! But I wonder which place this could be with so serene atmosphere!

                                Her eyes stacked on that pic…

Me: It might be Ladhakh/Shimla/Kashmir something like that place…

C: Oh yaa, one of my wishes to rove @ Shimla- Manali.. Bro I am planning this summer to go there with friends

A: Yes, we can go altogether with family, lil sis

C: Bro… I mean and I said with “Friends”

B: Aren’t your bro is your friend?

Me: Bro , a friend!!! He is the one who always think himself as the best of all .. most illusionary person…

                                All eyes on me.. I mean actually I forgot that I m seating with brothers too… I signaled to C for my stupidity.. lollzzz

C: Guys you know it’s the best place to go and and chill out there.. snow on all sides , cool breeze , drizzling, freezed river… just wow!

Me: Hey let me add something more… there would be;

Ø  River Rafting

Ø  River Crossing

Ø  Trekking

Ø  Skiing

Ø  Camping

Ø  Paragliding

Ø  Zorbing

Ø  Angling

Ø  Cable Car Ropeway and lot more….

C: Noooo…. Not fair yar… you are tempting me more towards it , now I am dying to go there…

A: Ya, ya but not just with friends dear, or you can take me with your group… and by the way who are ready in your trip to join you?

C: Me and D are damn ready and bro it’s a tour , we will get more friends there on boarding of train, or say on the way..

B: Sounds interesting C, but you both are girls only. It would be better if someone to whom you know should be with you for your safety..

C: Why on girls every time..?? All restrictions .. mere injustice

Me: What you guys are talking about?? C’mon grow up!

Ø  She is adult

Ø  She knows how to care for herself

Ø  She would learn if nobody ( I mean any of the family members) would be with her

Ø  She would start recognizing people

Ø  Learn to mingle with different people

Ø  How to behave with strangers that suddenly turned into trip friends

Ø  To live the life moving out of the comfort zone and even…..

A: Hey Hey stop yar ; we are living in “India” yaa…All these things that you are saying its good in just words not in execution.

B: Agreed bro, but does it mean that we should suppress her freedom or say to make her always feeble by overprotecting her?

Me :Guys, whatever I said are not just words, its my experience. And its not about being suppressing freedom..

Ø  Make her as strong as you guys are

Ø  Even she deserves the right to live freely and fly with her own wings

Ø  Trust her abilities and watch her

Ø  If she reels, then hold her hand and ask to continue her journey….

C: So can I go with my friends…..?? Bro please ask Mom and Dad to allow………………

                Sound from far….. All of you come here for dinner…..

C: (Whispering in my ear) Thanks yar… Atleast you made some efforts to make my wish come true..

Me: ………….What you all say , Is this “Indian” mentality will ever gonna change for girls despite each one of us being highly educated….??

Thank God!! I am blessed in India too…. J J J

Break the Rules - Lets just do it…

Hey do you brush your teeth twice a day? Actually that’s the good and healthy habit. Come a bit closer, I wish to whisper in your ear..; I skip brushing my teeth @ night sometimes intentionally just out of laziness or mood swing and don’t tell this to mom ya..;)

How silly this sounds, right? I guess each one of each would have done this someday…I mean there would be n no of things which we know that needs to be done but we don’t do it or say just frisk it.

Lets peep into the few instincts of “Rulebook” of life --- aaaa… not to be followed ya..;)

Ø  I recall one of the scenes of “zindagi na milegi dobara”—guys peeing in the loo and started shouting like hell to threaten that man who runs on his toes outside the loo as if he is being followed by a sniffer dog…!! Rofl……;) ;)

Ø  Even one of its scenes wherein farhan throws the business cell phone of Hrithik out of the window and all gets screwed up there!

o   Well that scene is risky yaa… But friends yar.. they have got all rights to frenzy your mind.. Am I right, my friends specially?? ;)

Ø  Traffic signals… always sucks when we are getting late for the office .. Sometimes I break it too and traffic police whistles and tries to chase me with his ‘lathi’ , luckily by the time I have reached at far distance..;)

o   It’s the risk of the life not to be done….

Ø  Do not eat junk food – parents’ instructions sometimes gets ignored..;)

Ø  Need to Drive carefully when 3 jurks on the same vehicle (3 on same vehicle itself is breaking the rule – never follows unless a dog chases you while chafing the leg on road.. how barky ne..!

Ø  Washing the hands properly before eating – yar bukh se badhkar kuch nai….!!

Ø  Roaring in the bathroom while bathing- c’mon I am a bathroom singer , do not underestimate my talent…. Hahahhahaha….

Ø  Not to pick up every call even if its your friend’s or anybody else – ohh u called me.. Sorry phone was on silent mode…. Big Liar haan!!

Ø  Being now a corporate jurk , I recall my school and college days –

o   Late comer – jumps in class from window

o   Eating lunch box in lectures

o   Fallen asleep in boring lectures

o   Doing a prank and hiding behind the pillar and we would never move an inch unless prank gets successful  

o   Bizarre  excuses for not completing the homework or notes

o   Late in office – reason elevator wasn’t working…lollzzzz and many more

Ø  One night I took my guitar out – no notes, no tunes, no song, no lyrics in mind.. just playing with the strings randomly forgotten that mom and dad are @ home …

o   Mom came to my room and sat in front of me saying I wanna listen to your tune and me like , ‘mom I don’t have anything in my mind it’s random movements of strings. She stares at me for a while and said still I love to listen your “bass” (not actually a bass, but a clamor) That’s lovely.. Mom’s undefinable love in shout too…

Likewise there would be many things in our routines itself which we unnoticeable break the rule willingly or unwillingly … It’s a charm for me..;)

Freak just a prank clings in my mind… make sure not to share with him ya….

o   Bestiee’s wedding is soon…I had a plan to spoil his first night and make him feel for my soooooo good friendship forever …. Hahahhaahah….

Take your ears back I am not going to share that freaky plan, I am gonna execute it on his D-Day… Wish him a very good Luck… ;)

Lets do all these all these once again to regain the ecstasy… See my bike (Ignitor) is on , no license, not much learned biker , but it’s my swag… !! Accelerating and moving….. Bye.. Catch you with upcoming sparkles of my mind….. J J J